try this one -

'all the world loves a lover, unless he is in a telephone kiosk.'

Or so said my desk calendar yesterday.

So far it's still quite a funny remark, because those of us of a certain age probably remember pretty well the ages spent queueing outside a phone box waiting for a lovelorn romeo to sign off a call to his beloved.

But in these days of txting that little joke will soon pass into history, along with all the phone boxes.