Saturday, 7 November 2009

Ritter Re-born?

Were reports of the death of the Ritter Square some months ago exaggerated?

A visit today to the Waitrose foodstore at 50 Hauxton Road, Trumpington, Cambridge revealed a healthy display of both the Marzipan and the Whole Hazelnuts Ritter Sports, with best before dates of June 2010.

As opportunity permits, your fearless reporter will investigate previous known sources of supply at the supermarket best known for its ongoing attempts to take over the world (T****); at Hayes Garden Centre in Ambleside; and at retail booths in rail stations at London, Victoria and Leeds, West Yorkshire.

The results of this investigation will be published here first - but may be somewhat delayed until such time as your reporter has occasion to travel between South London, West Yorkshire and the Lake District.

In the meantime, have a break?

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