Tuesday, 25 August 2009

chocolate related news

Rumours have reached us that the divine Ritter Sport squares Are no more. They have ceased to be. They are ex chocolate bars.

Apparently the current economic climate has brought production at the family run firm to an end.

We can hardly believe this is true, but the minor godlet heard it from a college friend who was told by a woman who works at the confectionery stall in the local train station. So we fear the worst.

To take up the words of the heroic Harriet: if only those Lehman Brothers had been Lehman Sisters, you can be sure no chocolate manufacturers would have been harmed in the making of this global financial crisis.

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