Saturday, 6 June 2009

Dr Priapus Replies:

Jupiter - King of the Gods? I'm a harder man than you are, take any day of the week (you can ask Diana, or the three Graces - or Narcissus, come to that).

And as for your letter - the less said the better. Have you taken a look around you lately? Seen the hundreds of thousands of good people without jobs at all? Queuing in the streets for handouts?

There's plenty of those people would crawl over hot coals for the chance to walk a few eggshells if it meant being in work.

My advice to you and your non-unionised whitecollar co-workers is to tiptoe over those eggshells; avoid the nasty b*st*rd as much as you can and let the women cry all they want to.

Anything to keep the paychecks coming, until that small service company of yours sinks without trace into the chaotic waters of the credit crisis.

Don't bother me again for a while old chap. I'm feeling rather stiff right now so I'm off to find some company.

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